eating clocks is really time consuming
especially when you go back for seconds
after the Battle of Hogwarts, everyone finally understood what was pulling those school carriages at the beginning of each year.
you know what FUCK YOU THAT’S WHAT
when im a parent i won’t take my kid’s electronics when they get in trouble i’ll just take the charger so i can watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly begins to run out
i remember one year in school, our french teacher had to pull the class aside and give us a talk about our final essays because not only did one kid in the class put his paper through Google Translate, but he translated it to Spanish by accident and handed it in thinking it was the correct language.