a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows
The ultimate dad joke compilation
my sister just tried to ask me if i wanted to go to bed but instead it came out “Do you need to use the sleep?”
and then she just kinda looked really horrified at herself and whispered
"Maybe i need to use the sleep"
janeyherondale asked: Hi Cassie! I don't have a question, but I just wanted to tell you that you were the first ever to make me actually cry over a character's death (Will), and because of that, you will always be my favorite author!